Hey, Les.
For your global itinerary:
- Les Hautes Roches, Rochecorbon (“From $252 for a double.”)
- Alexander’s Boutique Hotel of Oia, Santorini (“180-degree views of the Aegean Sea.”)
- The Laleh Kandovan, International Rocky Hotel, Kandovan (“Rooms once hid residents from invading Mongols.”)
- The Caves, Negril (“All-inclusive rates start at $798 for double rooms during high season.”)
- Cuevas Pedro Antonio de Alarcón, Guadix (“Once sheltered those fleeing the Spanish Inquisition. Now they house half the town’s population.”)
- Kelebek Hotel, Göreme (“Views of—and rooms carved out of—the rock formations known as ‘fairy chimneys’.”)
What are self-respecting, miserly, monadic troglodytes like you and I supposed to do when word like this from Afar* starts getting out?
Somehow, though, I think the panoramic views place isn’t doing the cave thing quite right. Caves that “make you feel like you’ve taken a vow of chicness”? No, thanks.
Yrs,
* “Sleep Like a Rock in a Cave.” Afar 2, no. 1 (March/April 2010), p. 47. Thanks a lot, Amy Cortese. You can keep the Italian place for yourself.
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Hmm, very mysterious, Robert. What’s the message? Is it the address for your cave?
OG
Thanks Sage. But you know how I hate to leave the country. It might not be as elegant, but at least there is this
http://www.bbonline.com/nm/kokopelli/
“Luxury cliff dwelling”-talk about yr ever lovin’ oxymorons.
In any case, the point is that our cover’s getting blown. Maybe I should look into renting out my place, for all those stylish world travelers. Hey, Amy Cortese, come check out this caveman’s pad.
OG
http://www.unusualhotelsoftheworld.com/SalaSilvermineUndergroundsuite
That place is a pit.
OG
http://thecavehouse.com/
Now that’s more like it. A bit pricey, perhaps, but the decor can’t be beat. Love those low ceilings. Thanks Bob. OG